Animal of the Day - Warthog

Godwin was the first candidate to speak at the debates. He promised an end to any vegetarian fare on the lunchline, and replace each meal with only of heaping piles of meat. He also promised to viciously gore the mascot of neighboring Townville High School: The Fighting Flytraps.

Friday Mythical Creature of the Day - Pazuzu

Political science teacher Pazuzu agreed to moderate the debates. All truths would be revealed and all failures would be punished. The impure of heart would burn in the naked light of the flame, and there would be no extensions granted for term papers on the "Whiskey Rebellion".

Animal of the Day - Frog Fish

Chuntao took the electoral process very seriously, as there had been no democracy in her homeland where the Turtle Emperor reigned supreme. Next week would be the debates, upon which she would base her decision.

Animal of the Day - Blue-ringed Octopus

Normally an apathetic non-voter, Marla followed the year's school election very carefully. She wanted to know where the candidates stood on the contentious issue of multiple-pant leg discrmination.

Animal of the Day - Emu

Otto was suspicious and tenacious by nature, and it was these traits which had made him the best investigative journalist the school paper had to offer. He didn't trust the emerging candidates. He was determined to find out what games they were playing.

In the name of the bird-god Flappus, no one would eat his eggs!

Animal of the Day - Asp Viper

Toomey licked his lips and announced that he would be available as a campaign manager for the Presidential election. His experience was extensive, his successes impressive, his methods biting.

Friday Mythical Creature of the Day - Jackalope

Margaret would certainly have run for Class President, if she actually existed.