When Totville Comptroller Ricardo returned home from his Winter Excursion, he was horrified to discover the town in the midst of a religious war. Flappus followers overhead, launching twigs and droppings at the secular ground creatures. The earthwalker heathens found shelter where they could, catapulting garbage, carrots- and, for insult's sake, bird eggs- at the devout.
The Flappus fanatics had turned feathers a-flutter. The Mayor had flown the coop, the Police had gone the way of the dodo, and the students of Margaret Mead High School were sitting ducks.
Someone was needed to restore order. To broker peace.
It was a difficult decision, but he knew just the right candidate...
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