Sunday, July 15, 2012

Friday Mythical Creature of the Day - Redcap




Stevie the Demon Horse sighed. "If you are absolutely looking to save money at all costs, then might I suggest our CCC Tin Package, which features Kruffkluff the Savage Redcap as a guide."

And savage he was, for Kruffkluff's picture itself showed him gnawing on the femur of a slain "hoo-mun"; the once proud masters of all the world who now reduced living in mud huts and bartering in substandard arts & crafts.

"Hmm," said Mayor Huggsley, "Perhaps we can meet in the middle and find someone a little more agreeable."

(Photo Credit: Monstropedia)

Thursday, July 12, 2012

Animal of the Day - Rhinoceros Beetle





Stevie the Demon Horse flipped to the next page of the Guide Catalog he and the Mayor were examining together.

"Well," said Stevie, "Might I offer Mr. Brighton, the star guide of our Standard Platinum Package. He's very strong and can burrow through most things. He even owns a boat that you could use (which of course is added into the fee but which is very reasonable. He's a really nice guy."

"Hmmm," said Mayor Huggsley, "I see the price is still rather steep. And he is kind of gross, even for my standard. And, being a bear, I have been known to eat termites."

(Photo credit: Anaxibia)

Tuesday, July 10, 2012

Animal of the Day - Greenland Dog





Stevie the Demon Horse's Triple Platinum package offered the famous Hallkatla the Explorer as expedition leader. She who was born of Hafflug the fast and Fullhaff the quick, who had discovered to escape the playpen before the others even knew that there was a world beyond it. She would be perfect.

"Yes, yes, "said Mayor Huggsley, "But do you have anyone cheaper?"


(Photo Credit: Sanse)

Monday, July 9, 2012

Animal of the Day - Sun Bear


Mayor Hugglsey was not swayed by the library's request to fund an expedition to any sort of Lost Island, even if it would get her name in all of the papers. There were roads to repair and summer banquets to hold.

Maybe- MAYBE, if the Explorer's Club could offer a few cheaper options?

(Photo Credit: Wikipedia)

Friday, July 6, 2012

Friday Mythical Creature of the Day - Tikbalang



Uriel travelled to the town's Explorers Guild and met with Stevie the Demon Horse, who acted as the organization's general manager and head agent. A master of the upsell, Stevie had all but hooked Uriel into buying the Triple Platinum Totville Expedition Package before realizing that the hedgehog was a mere Assistant Librarian with no actual money to spend.

But, perhaps there was a way to bring this presentation to the town's Mayor...

(Photo Credit:  Dragonbite)

Thursday, July 5, 2012

Animal of the Day - Castor Bean Tick



Tickles had enjoyed quite a feast while burrowed into Yusuf's backside. He was positively fat from blood. Though lazy and sleepy from his extra mass, he had thus far had managed to avoid the cat's occasional attempts to scratch and shake him loose.

He listened with only mild curiosity as Yusuf sorted through the books of the Deep Records storage unit before find an ancient atlas. An adventure, eh? Could be fun to tag along. But even Tickles knew that any sort of major expedition would require the expensive help of the Explorers Guild. Those guys could really bleed you dry.

(Photo Credit: Richard Bartz)

Wednesday, July 4, 2012

Animal of the Day - Bald Eagle


 Sam soared high above the library, caring not for forgotten lands but only for the FREEDOM to fly, to live, and to let his droppings fall where they may.

(Photo Credits: Wikipedia)

Tuesday, July 3, 2012

Animal of the Day - Black Slug





Whenever anyone at the library remembered Salty, which was rare, they just assumed that he had been hired by one of the other staffers to guard the shed. In fact, he had simply started living there one day and no one had stopped him.

He did not in any way obstruct Yusuf from making his way into Deep Storage.

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Monday, July 2, 2012

Animal of the Day - Russian Blue Cat



   And so the Troll sent Yusuf out to the Deep Storage shed offsite, located out back in the old bomb shelter beneath the laundry shed. Of course they would send Yusuf, thought Yusuf. It was not as if he had many things to do. It was not as if he reorganizing the library's entire section on quiltworkery and twine-ballery. No, no. Send Yusuf! That is what he is there for! Nothing else!


(Source: Wikipedia Contributor)