Stevie the Demon Horse flipped to the next page of the Guide Catalog he and the Mayor were examining together.
"Well," said Stevie, "Might I offer Mr. Brighton, the star guide of our Standard Platinum Package. He's very strong and can burrow through most things. He even owns a boat that you could use (which of course is added into the fee but which is very reasonable. He's a really nice guy."
"Hmmm," said Mayor Huggsley, "I see the price is still rather steep. And he is kind of gross, even for my standard. And, being a bear, I have been known to eat termites."
(Photo credit: Anaxibia)
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