Thursday, December 2, 2010

Animal of the Day - Tiger Quoll


Mr. Rotobunn was facing an unusual level of stress in deciding the theme for this year's Animalia Holiday Spectacular. He had hoped to revisit the traditional, non-denominational "Chordata Day Feast", wherein all of the animals with spines would gather for food and dancing.
This year, however, the damned Flappers were making a row about things. They wanted their Flappus god to have his representation ina very long, very boring service about the weightyness of life and the importance of being feathered. It was causing undue tension.
Oh, how he often wished he could devour all of their faces with warm milk and fall into a delightful sleep. But that would defeat the "Chordata Day" spirit.

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