Animal of the Day - Monkfish

Yar-Shuggoth was not from Hell like so many in the school believed, but rather was from a warm place under the sea. And while he looked terrifying, he had many important policy issues that he would bring to the fore in his Presidency.

Hath not a monkfish scary teeth, asked Yar-Shuggoth. Catch him in your net, do you not toss him back into the sea? If he bites you, do you not contract a rare strain of hepatitus?

For certain, he did not do himself any favors with his speech.

(Photo Credit: Alexander Mayrhofer)